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FICTITIOUS COLLECTIVE NOUNS

"PAINTERS TO ROCK CLIMBERS"

This page is just a bit of fun!

The page of collective nouns has created a lot of interest and some very unusual suggestions, so I thought I would start a page of the more "suspect" or innovative ones in order not to confuse the younger visitors.

Please note - many of these suggestions are provided by our visitors and are not necessarily 'endorsed' by Hints and Things.

PLEASE REMEMBER THESE ARE THE UNOFFICIAL NOMENCLATURE

Collective nouns more likely be authentic.  

Due to the popularity of this page it has become very large and, therefore, somewhat cumbersome so I have taken the decision to spread it over several different pages.

FICTITIOUS COLLECTIVES

PAINTERS TO ROCK CLIMBERS

PAINTERS A PALETTE of painters.

Jerry Miakush

A STROKE of painters

Ken Jaffe

PANDAS A SHYNESS of pandas.

Shawn Horatio Clifford

A CUPBOARD of pandas.

Talese Shertzer

 

PARENTS A FRAZZLE of parents of more than 2 adolescents of any gender.

Richard Sanborn BA, MA, JD

PARLIAMENTARIANS A DOGMA of parliamentarians.

Ken Jaffe

A ROOKERY of parliamentarians.

 
Hugh Bedford

PATCH COLLECTORS A STITCH of patch collectors.

Robert D. Cunningham

PATHOLOGISTS A BODY of pathologists.

Stephen Lee-Woolf

PEEP (Sandpiper)

A MARSH of mellow peeps.

Dr. Peter Cyrog

PELICANS A PASCLE of pelicans (pronounced "passal" )

Paul Jacobson

This term may be authentic but could not be confirmed.

Paul has also kindly supplied some additional information on this one.

Only applies to the white pelican, which winters on the southern coasts of Florida and California with it's brown cousins. Summers find it on the great plains at many small reservoirs. (There are currently around 2000 or so at Jackson Lake State Park in northeast Colorado.) According to the book, they are found as far north as the middle of Alberta and Saskatchewan. (SP?)

A SQUADRON of pelicans.

Patrick

PENGUINS A PARCEL of penguins.                                               

Duncan

This term may be authentic but could not be confirmed.

A WEEBLE of penguins.

Scott E. Frias

A PARTY of penguins.

David McPeek

PEOPLE A FAMILY of people.

A CONGREGATION of people

A CROWD of people. 

Anon.

A POPULATION of people.

Krysia Jones

A JEALOUSY of people.

Colin Thompson

PERFUMIERS A FRAGRANCE of Perfumiers.

Krysia Jones

PHARMACISTS A SCRIPT of pharmacists.

John Barron

PHILATELISTS A LICK of philatelists.

Sam Overman

PHILOSOPHERS A THOUGHT, FREUD  of JUNG of philosophers.

John Barron

A DIELECTRIC of philosophers.

Simon West

PHLEBOTOMISTS A VEIN of phlebotomists.

Richard Grey

PHOTOGRAPHERS A GALLERY of photographers.

An ALBUM of photographers.

Donna and Les Duff

A GAGGLE of photographers.

David Belleville

PHYSICISTS A QUARK or QUANTUM of physicists.

John Barron

A TANGLE of physicists.

Jamie Blanche

PIGEONS A SHAME of pigeons.

Karl Slater

PILOTS AN EGO of pilots.

Mr. Durlston-Powell

PIT BULLS A PANDEMONIUM of pit pulls.

Natalie Stevens

PLASTIC SURGEONS A REJUVENATION of plastic surgeons.

Donna Clare.

An AUGMENTATION of plastic surgeons.

Simon West

PLEBOTOMISTS A HAEMORRHAGE of plebotomists 

(people who collect blood or do blood-letting)

Donna Clare

PLUMBERS A TANK of plumbers.

Brian Milligan

A FLOOD of plumbers.

 

Richard Grey

POETS A RHYME of poets.

Kerry Parke

A STANZA of poets.

Simon West

POKER PLAYERS A DRAW of poker players.

Jinxy

POLICEMEN A PAIN of policemen.                                   Gine Wells.

A POSSE of policemen.                              Alan Jameson

An ARREST of policemen.                               Tig Dupre

POLITICIANS An EXPENSE or CHAOS of politicians.              

 John Mihaljevic

A FIB of politicians.

Jinxy

A SHAME of politicians.

Tom Moores and Pat Carter

A CORRUPTION of politicians.

Roger Webb

A TROUGH of politicians.

Mal Walker

A CORRUPTION of politicians

Simon West

POMERANIANS A TRIUMPH of pomeranians

Christina Gonzales

POOL SHARKS A POCKET of pool sharks.

Ken Jaffe

PORTERS A BAGGAGE of porters.

Kenneth Jaffe

POSSUMS A LARD of possums..

Prof. H. Crawford

POST MODERNISTS A BANALITY of post modernists.

Simon West

POSTMEN A PARCEL, an EXPRESS or a DELIVERY of postmen.

Karen A. Jones

POTHEADS A SNACKING of potheads.

Ken Jaffe

A HAZE of potheads.

Richard Grey

POTTERS A SPLATTERING of potters.

Ken Jaffe

A HARRY of potters.

A WHEEL of potters.

Howard Eglowstein

PREACHERS A GLORY of preachers.

Tom Moores and Pat Carter

PREMIER-GOERS A GANNET of premier-goers.

Ray Pearce

PREPPIES A FITCH of preppies

Richard Grey

PRESENTERS A WAFFLE of presenters.

Jinxy

PRINCIPALS A GRADUATION, PADDLE, SWITCH, DETENTION, EXPULSION of principals.

R. Zimmerman

A PEDAGOGY, PINSTRIPE (or POLYESTER depending on the economic condition of the school), POOH-BAH, PRAXIS, PREPONDERANCE, PROMINENCE, ZIMMERMAN of principals.

Ms. Leininger

A LACK of principals.

Peter Torney

PRINTERS AN INKLING of printers.

David Munro

PROCTOLOGISTS A PUCKER of proctologists.

Ken Jaffe

A PROBE of proctologists.

William D. Sessoms

PROCTOLOGY PATIENTS A CLENCH of proctology patients.

Sam Overman

PROGRAMMERS An ARRAY of programmers.

Luciano V.

A COMPILING of programmers.

Richard Grey

PROJECT MANAGERS A PLAN of project managers.

Tom Davidson

An INEFFECTUALITY of project managers.

Cameron Crawford

A COINCIDENCE of project managers.

Colleague of David Bramwell

PROJECTIONISTS A SHOW of projectionists.

John Barron

PROSTITUTES A RASH of prostitutes.

Nanette Bergevin

A CORSET of Prostitutes.

Kyra Freeburg

A WHORD of prostitutes.

Larry Cronin
 

PSYCHIATRISTS A SECTION of psychiatrists.

Sue  Hamilton

PSYCHICS
An ORACLE of Psychics

Mal Walker

A SCAM of psychics

Joffler

PSYCHOANALYSTS A COMPLEX of psychoanalysts

 Paolo Fanutza.

PSYCHOLOGISTS A COMPLEX of psychologists.

Dani Byrne

PUBLIC SPEAKERS An AD NAUSEAM of public speakers.

Sam Overman

PUNDITS A PREVARICATION of pundits.

Joseph A. Turano

PUPPIES An AWW of puppies.

Sam Overman

PURE MATHEMATICIANS A SET of pure mathematicians.

Dani Byrne

QUANTITY SURVEYORS A CONSPIRACY of quantity surveyors.

David Bramwell

RABBITS A MULTIPLICATION of rabbits.

Ruby Baker

A DOWN of rabbits.

Suzanne Boone

These maybe true terms;  if anyone can confirm that to be the case please let us know and it will be transferred to the page at http://www.hintsandthings.com/kennel/collectives.htm 

 

RAPPERS A TORTURE of rappers.

Natalie Stevens

RATS AN INQUISITIVENESS of rats.      

 John, Kath & Family.

RAVENS A MISERY of ravens.

Sue Worthington

If anyone can prove this to be a true collective term for Ravens please let us know the source so it can be moved to the appropriate page.

RED HEADS  A TROUBLE or BLAZE of Red Heads.

Isaac Linkletter

REFEREES An INTERFERENCE of Referees.

Ken Jaffe

REPORTERS A DECEIT of reporters.

Simon West

ROBINS A BOBBIN' of robins.

Natalie Stevens

ROCK CLIMBERS A GRIP of rock climbers.

Paul Taylor

Aadvarks to Butterflies
Car mechanics to Dung beetles
Editors to Gunzels
Hair stylists to Lumberjacks
Magicians to Ornithologists
Painters to Rock climbers
Sailors to System administrators
Talk show hosts to Urbanites

Vampires to Zombies


 



 

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