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A HUMOROUS LOOK AT WORDS

With grateful thanks to a prolific contributor, Linda Hagar

Arbitrator A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Asphalt Rectum trouble
Avoidable What a bullfighter tries to do.
Baloney Where some hemlines fall.
Bernadette The act of torching a mortgage
Burglarize  What a crook sees with
Control A short, ugly inmate
Counterfeiters Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
Eclipse What an English barber does for a living.
Eyedropper A clumsy ophthalmologist.
Heroes  What a guy in a boat does
Left Bank What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.
Paradox  Two physicians.
Parasites What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist A helper on the farm.
Polarize What polar bears see with.
Primate Removing your spouse from in front of the TV
Relief  What trees do in the spring
Rubberneck  What you do to relax your wife
Seamstress  Describes 200 pounds in a size two.
Selfish What the owner of a seafood store does
Subdued A guy that works on one of those submarines.
Sudafed  Bringing litigation against a government official

 I am sure you will think of some others, if so, please send them in for me to add to the list

june@hintsandthings.com

 

 

 


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