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SOME MORE OF LIFE'S IMPONDERABLES

 

OR THINGS TO MAKE YOU THINK

 

courtesy of Linda Hagar

 

 

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? 

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? -

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? 

Why does a round pizza come in a square box? 

What disease did cured ham actually have? 

Can you cry under water? 

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? 

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? 

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? 

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours? 

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? 

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? 

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? 

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? 

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ? 

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? 

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? 

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! 

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? 

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? 

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? 

Why did you just try singing the two songs above? 

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your butt? 


 

If you enjoyed these why not visit our three other similar pages of imponderables and items of food for thought.

 

 

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